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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’

Bill Hicks

It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Bible Book Chocolate Race
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Rocks Thinking World
….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Drug Poor Rich War Week
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Believe Deep Heart Writing
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary

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