What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
BILL HICKSIf you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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