Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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