All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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