Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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