I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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