I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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