Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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