The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYThe worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYIt is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYAdvertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYA grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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