When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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