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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

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Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

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