Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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