As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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