I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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