A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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