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All Children Have Brain Damage!

Bill Cosby

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet

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