Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBYAll Children Have Brain Damage!
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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