It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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