As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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