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All Children Have Brain Damage!

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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