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All Children Have Brain Damage!

Bill Cosby

You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

All Children Have Brain Damage!

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