I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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