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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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