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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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