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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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