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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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