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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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