Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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