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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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