Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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