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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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