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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

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Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk

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