It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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