Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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