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Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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