And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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