And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Only stupid one’s.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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