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Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People

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