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Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
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Fun Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope

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