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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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