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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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