I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBYNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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