Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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