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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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