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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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