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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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