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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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