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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science

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