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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People

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