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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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