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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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