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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World

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