The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBYGive me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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