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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Bill Cosby

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past

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