The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBYGive me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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