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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

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