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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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