Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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