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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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