Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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