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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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