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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

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