Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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