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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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