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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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