Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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