I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All parents experience the same problems.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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