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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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