I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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