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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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