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BILL COSBYThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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