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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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