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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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