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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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