Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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