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Old is always fifteen years from now.

Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

Old is always fifteen years from now.

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