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Old is always fifteen years from now.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself

Old is always fifteen years from now.

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