No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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