A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Only stupid one’s.
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