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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young

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