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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

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