Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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