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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury

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