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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World

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