Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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