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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God

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