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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury

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