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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

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