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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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