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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

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