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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet

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