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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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