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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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