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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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