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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young

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