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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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