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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY

Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human

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