Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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