In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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