It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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