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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking

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