And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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