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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

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