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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy

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