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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself

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