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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

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All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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