I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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