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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem

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