Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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All parents experience the same problems.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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