There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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