I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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