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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

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