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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

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