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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury

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