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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself

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