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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself

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