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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

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