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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

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