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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBY

Avoid Law Promise
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World

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