And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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