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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun

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