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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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