The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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