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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

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