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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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