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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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