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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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