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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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