I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYA grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
BILL COSBYFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYIn order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY