I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYYou can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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