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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget

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