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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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