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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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