A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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