And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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