Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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