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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself

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