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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself

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