Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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