No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
BILL COSBYIn order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Only stupid one’s.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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