A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYIn order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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