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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk

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