Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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