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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right

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