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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.

Andy Rooney

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection

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