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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.

Andy Rooney

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.

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