Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYI’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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