I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
ANDY ROONEYI’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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