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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Andy Rooney

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love

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