I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYI’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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