Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCEConservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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