Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
AMBROSE BIERCEConservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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