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Ambrose Bierce Quote - I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Conscience Destitution Forget Gift God
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Disguised Patience Virtue
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Ambition Himself Name Patriot
Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Faith Holy Ourselves Religion Scripture Writing
Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Black Color Optimism White
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Brain Science Thinking
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Blessing Exception Leaving Money
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Beautiful Death Essential Example Poison
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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God Man One Liner Reason Sleep
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Affection Creature Dog World
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Believe Divine Need Neighbor Religion Spiritual
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Care Civilization Government Intelligence Ourselves Reward
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Death End Estate Himself
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Final Funny Rich
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Angry Best Regret Talk Yourself
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Entertainment Innocent Military Popular
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Food Place Religion Service State
LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Body Life Missing Spiritual
Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Betrayal Character Cheating Virtue
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Book Distance
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Myself Reputation Thinking
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Death Money Person Praise Wealth
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Believe Country Democracy Oneself Ruin
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Blacksmith Cloth Kind Man
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Analysis Delusion Himself Philosophy
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Children Cold Compassionate Feeling Love Mom
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Fall Hard Himself Man

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