Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
AMBROSE BIERCEThere is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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