Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
AMBROSE BIERCEThere is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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