Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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