I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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