Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
AMBROSE BIERCEREFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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