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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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Bran Fifteen Last Live Longer Spend Toilet Year
Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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Business Course Have Hook Learn Survive
Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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Bank Banker Chain Come Down Friend Image New Pen
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Funny Holocaust Joke Make Occur People Way
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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Grub Hypochondriac Miser Money Worrywart
Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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Humor Jew Joke Objectivity Only Refer Speak Stage Unfunny
My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Father Help Leave Not True
We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Ability Behave Fun Make Society Watch
The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Ability Absorb Book Else Exactly Make Someone Stage Story Word
It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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Anyone Food Friendship Imagine Interest Last Like More Someone
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Any Believe More Nobody Trust
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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Egg Except Food Life Only Pleasure Salami Second Sex
You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Attack Fun Make Somebody
I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Give Interview Know Poor Start Until
For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Always Birthday Joke Me Such Time
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit

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