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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.

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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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Modesty One Virtue
For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Always Birthday Joke Me Such Time
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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Go Kitchen Mother never Other Pot Room Saw
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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