An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
ALAN KINGMy father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
More Alan King Quotes
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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