Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
ALAN KINGIt’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
More Alan King Quotes
-
-
We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
ALAN KING -
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
ALAN KING -
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
ALAN KING -
I was a high school throw-out.
ALAN KING -
Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
ALAN KING -
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
ALAN KING -
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
ALAN KING -
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
ALAN KING -
Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
ALAN KING -
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
ALAN KING -
I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
ALAN KING -
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
ALAN KING -
As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
ALAN KING -
I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
ALAN KING -
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
ALAN KING