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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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