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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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