I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
ALAN KINGYou want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
More Alan King Quotes
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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