When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
ALAN KINGEd Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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