Modesty is not one of my virtues.
ALAN KINGThe ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
More Alan King Quotes
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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