When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
ALAN KINGThe ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
More Alan King Quotes
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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I was a high school throw-out.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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