I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
ALAN KINGI had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
More Alan King Quotes
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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