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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

Alan King

You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Attack Fun Make Somebody
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Any Believe More Nobody Trust
My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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Accident Car Cousin Eighty Kill Male Mother One Raise Sister Six Trolley
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Audience Big Comedy Identity Thing Think
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Funny Holocaust Joke Make Occur People Way
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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Better Eat Much Other People Sex Some Special Talent Take Than Way
I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Carnegie Hall Have Made Practice
My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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Coverage Fire Frown Kind Lawyer Problem Theft
I was a high school throw-out.
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High Out School Throw
It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
ALAN KING

Anyone Food Friendship Imagine Interest Last Like More Someone
As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Better Father Parent
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Get Good Know Look Old People Tell
I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Bad Good Joy Over Place Review Scream Unhappy
But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Fun heavy Love More Movie Much

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