You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
ALAN KINGI think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
More Alan King Quotes
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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