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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Always Art Even Humour Somebody Want Weapon
I was a high school throw-out.
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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