I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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