I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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