If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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