I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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