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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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