I know everything because I know nothing.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I get depressed at airports.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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