I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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