Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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