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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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