If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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