A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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