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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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