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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.

Adam Carolla

We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Club Due Kil Funny Home Humor Sit Wait Yourself
I get depressed at airports.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Attracted Chick Doing Happen Love Dude Money Successful
The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.

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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.

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