Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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