People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
ADAM CAROLLAWe’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLANo, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLA