We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I get depressed at airports.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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