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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.

Adam Carolla

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Ball Basketball Game Inspirational Playground Ymca
Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Aware Get Getting Laid Over Thing
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Especially Lot Missing More Partner Television
When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Excitement Express Knowledge Radio Show Yourself
I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Funny Humor Month Potentially Really Trying Two Week
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Drag Dream People Person Realistic
It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Fouth July Like Underpants
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Architecture Car Dirty Hammer Money Stuff Wanted
When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Basketball Brother Guy Odd Playing Team Yarmulke
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Angry Comically Complaining Laughing People Start
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Done Funny Guy Humor Onesome Threesome
People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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College Look People Smart White
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Animal Motivate Respond Same Sex Somebody Stimuli Thinking
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Ability Field Healthcare Playing Right Thinking Work
The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Adage Believe Grossly Overrated Yourself

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