Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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