If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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