If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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