That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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