I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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