People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
ADAM CAROLLAWhoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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