It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLAWhoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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